A million dollars from god

A young man was talking to God. How long is a million years to You? he asked.

A million years to Me is like a single second to you, God replied.

How much is a million dollars to You? the young man asked.

A million dollars to Me is like a penny to you, God replied.

In that case, the young man ventured, Could I have one of Your pennies?

Certainly, My Son, God replied. Just a second.

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