A person went to church every week, but feel asleep during the
sermon and the women said.. next time you fall asleep Im going
to stick this pen up your ass and he did fall asleep, the father
Began a story and said Does anyone know what so and so said then?
and the women had just stuck the pen up the guys ass as he stood up
and say Hallelujah! and then the father said Correct my son..

the next week as the father asked another question, the guy was jabbed
with the pen and Stood up to say AMEN! and the father said Right again
my son..

the next week the father began to talk about Adam and eve, he said
what did eve say to Adam after their 10th child? and the guy
was jabbed with the pen again and he stood up to yell very loudly
Shove that thing up my ass one more time and Ill rap it around your
face! and the father said, no Im sorry, anyone else?