12
May

A pig walks into a bar

A pig walks into a bar and says to the bartender Can I have a pint of beer please



The bartender says Certainly sir, thats £1.80 please



And the pig goes Well, the thing is before I cam here Id just been to the fair and I went on all the rides, I went on the roundabout and I went round and round and round and then I went on the waltzes and I just went round and round and round and then I went on the helter skelter and I just kept going round and round and round and I think all my money must have fallen out of my pockets.



And the bartender goes Well thats all very well but why the round tale/tail?

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