Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species

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Tis the season to be self-actualizing,

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Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel

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Toll the ancient non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday carol

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See the blazing log of non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,

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Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the chorus

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Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,

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Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of global warming,

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Fast away the mature year passes

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Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons

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Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry measure,

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While I tell of non-materialistic, non-denominational-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,

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