26
Oct

A priest and his parrot

This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence,
which was Lets make love. The parrot said it all the time,
embarrassing the owner to no end.

Finally, he went to his parish priest and told him of his parrot
problem. The priest replied, I have a parrot who also only knows
one sentence. He always says, Let us pray. Bring your parrot over
Sunday after mass, and Im sure your parrot will be praying by the
end of the day.

So, as directed, The owner brought the parrot over to the rectory
after mass. The parrot, spying the priests parrot, opened his mouth
and blurted out, Lets make love.

The priests parrot closed his eyes, looked up at heaven and said,
My prayers have been answered.

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