02
May
A hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He stopped a man on the street, saying to him: Here friend, take a drink outa my jug.
The man protested, saying he never drank. The hillbilly leveled his shotgun at the stranger and commanded: Drink!
The stranger drank, shuddered, shook, shivered and coughed.
Gad! thats awful stuff youve got there.
Aint it, though? replied the hillbilly. Now, you hold the gun on me while I take a swig.