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May

A Rabbi and a Priest

A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi
leans over and asks, So how high can you advance in your organization?
The Priest says If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop.
Well, could you get any higher than that? asks the Rabbi.
I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I
might be made an Arch Bishop said the Priest a bit cautiously.
Is there any way that you might go higher than that?
If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal,
said the priest.
Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal? probed the Rabbi.
Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said I supose that I could
be elected Pope, but…
So the Rabbi says And could you be anything higher than that?, is
there any way to go up from being the Pope?
What!!! I should be the Messiah himself!?!
The Rabbi leaned back and said One of our boys made it.
From dpn@panda.UUCP (Rambo) Wed Aug 28 12:40:51 1985
Newsgroups: net.jokes

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