A Redneck stopped at a

A Redneck stopped at a friends house the other day and found him stalking
around with a flyswatter. When asked if he was gettin any flies, he
answered, Yeah, three males and two females.

Curious, the redneck asked how he could tell the difference.

The friend answered, Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.

Most viewed Jokes (20)