A Scotsman was dying. On

A Scotsman was dying. On his deathbed, he looked up and said:
Is my wife here?

His wife replies: Yes, dear, Im here, next to you..

The Scot goes: Are my children here?

Yes, daddy, we are all here? say the children.

The Scot: Are my other relatives also here?

And they say: Yes, we are all here…

The Scot gets up and says: Then why the heck is the light on in the kitchen?

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