03
Jun

A sixteen year old virgin

A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.

Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday

Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?? the priest asked.

Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission

Do you mean like this?? He touches he arm.

Yes father.

Thats no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch

But father he also touched my breasts

You mean like this?? He touches her breasts.

Yes father.

Thats no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.

But father, he took off my clothes.

Like this?? He takes off her clothes.

Yes father.

Thats no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.

But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where.

Like this?? He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.

Yes father, she says sometime later.

But thats no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch.

But father, he has AIDS

THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

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