A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises
decides to open a door. He says Wow, its dark here!
You can imagine that theres a man with a woman in that room…
The man asks, What do you want? Heres a buck, leave us alone.
A bit latter, the boy goes back again, opens the door, and says:
Wow, its dark here! Not you again! Here, take this and
go buy yourself something. And the boy goes out with 2 bucks.

The following morning, the boy feels some remorse, and tells what happened
to his mother. She says: Thats wrong. You should go to the church,
and confess yourself.

So there he goes. Entering the booth, he says: Wow, its dark here!.
To which the priest says: Are you following me around?