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Jul

A special kind of moral-belt

It was in the mid of the seventh century. Before going on a cruisade the Count put on a special kind of moral-belt on his wife. It had a built-in guillotine that automatically would neutralize anything wanting to get into the noble part of her.

Three years later, he returned to his grounds. As he first spotted the people there, he noticed that something had happened while he had been away on the seas. He suspected, but didnt like the thought, that something dealing with his wife had occured.

So, he called all men of the village and told them to line up at the main square, where he ordered them to take off their pants. Horrified, he saw that the guillotine of his had been exceptionally efficient. There wasnt any man left in the village that could do a mans work.

But – there was one small guy, beside them all, that seemed to be all fine. The Count, surpressing his disappointment, approached him and said in a sad voice: So, you were the only one I could trust?

The guy opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but not a word came out of his mouth.

The Count was surprised: What is it? Why arent you talking to me? Have you lost your tongue…

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