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One day a cat died of natural causes and went to heaven. There he met the Lord Himself. The Lord said to the cat, You have lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable please let me know. The cat thought for a moment and said, Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor. The Lord stopped the cat and said, Say no more and a wonderful, fluffy pillow appeared. A few days later six mice were killed in a tragic farming accident and went to heaven. Again there was the Lord to greet them with the same offer. The mice answered, Lord, all of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms. We are tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we dont have to run anymore? Instantly the Lord fitted each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller skates. About a week later, the Lord stopped by to see the cat and found him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently woke the cat and asked, How are things for you since coming to heaven? The cat stretched, yawned, and replied, Lord, it is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. Especially those meals on wheels youve been sending by — they are the best!!!