A womans 50 rules for men

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  1. Call.
  2. Dont lie.
  3. Never tape any of her body parts together.
  4. If guys night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
  5. If guys night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules No Petting.
  6. The correct answer to Do I look fat? is never, ever Yes.
  7. Ditto for Is she prettier than me?
  8. Victorias Secret is good. Fredericks of Hollywood is bad.
  9. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
  10. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
  11. Honey, Darling, and Sweetheart are good. Nag, Lardass, and Bitch are bad.
  12. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
  13. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
  14. None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
  15. Her cooking is excellent.
  16. That isnt an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
  17. Dishsoap is your friend.
  18. Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean.
  19. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
  20. Answering Who was that on the phone? with Nobody is never going to end that conversation.
  21. Ditto for Whose lipstick is this?
  22. Two words: clean socks.
  23. Believe it or not, youre probably not more attractive when youre drunk.
  24. Burping is not sexy.
  25. Youre wrong.
  26. Youre sorry.
  27. She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
  28. Ditto for your discourse on wrestling.
  29. Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
  30. Will you marry me? is good. Lets shack up together is bad.
  31. Dont assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
  32. Dont assume PMS doesnt exist.
  33. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice ( Primo … and thats NOT PMS 🙂 )
  34. But, we kiss… is not justification for using her toothbrush. You dont clean plaque with your tongue.
  35. Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
  36. Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive.
  37. Pick her up at the airport. Dont whine about it, just do it.
  38. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Dont act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.
  39. Dont tell her you love her if you dont.
  40. Tell her you love her if you do. Often.
  41. Always, always suck up to her brother.
  42. Think boxers.
  43. Silk boxers.
  44. Remember Valentines Day, and any cheesy anniversary she so-names.
  45. Dont try to change the way she dresses.
  46. Her haircut is never bad.
  47. Dont let your friends pick on her.
  48. Call… and call again.
  49. Dont lie.
  50. The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact that she has to go thru labor while you are sitting on your ass smoking cigars isnt fair either, and it balances everything else out.

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