A Womans Scorn

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of
fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the
garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it
tightly and removed the handle.Next she picked up a hacksaw.The husband terrified, screamed, Stop! Stop! Youre not
going to cut it off are you?The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, Nope.
You are. Im going to set the garage on fire.

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