14
Apr

A young beautiful brunett French

A young beautiful brunett French girl goes into a bar and she is
wearing this low cut black sleeveless dress.
She sits down and waves her arm at the bartenter and says Oh
bartender May I have a scotch and soda please?! (well we all know
French girls dont shave)

The regular drunk at the end of the counter says Put the pretty
ballerinas drink on my tab so the bartender does.

A little bit later The pretty girl waves her arm and says Oh
Bartender May I have another scotch and soda please

Again the regular drunk at the end of the counter says Put the pretty
ballerinas drink on my tab
and the bartender does.

Well…this goes on a few more times and then the bartender goes over
to the drunk and says
why are you buying this girl all these drinks and how do you know
shes a ballerina?

The regular drunk says well, I think shes a pretty girl, and
anybody that can
raise their leg that high has got to be a ballerina.

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