Adam and Eve

This is from the February 1991 Readers Digest (Laughter, the Best

Im lonely, Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. I need to have
someone around for company.

Okay, replied God. Im going to give you the perfect woman.
Beautiful, intelligent and gracious–shell cook and clean for you and
never say a cross word.

Sounds good, Adam said. But whats she going to cost?

An arm and a leg.

Thats pretty steep, countered Adam. What can I get for just a rib?

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