Adams Price

After Adam was created, there he was in the Garden of Eden all alone.

Of course it wasnt good for him to be all by himself, so the Lord came down to visit.

Adam, He said, I have a plan to make you much, much happier.

Im going to give you a companion, a help mate for you — someone who will fulfill your every need and desire. Someone who will be faithful, loving, and obedient. Someone who will make you feel wonderful every day of your life.

Adam was stunned. Thats sounds incredible!

Well, it is, replied the Lord. But it doesnt come for free. In fact, this is someone so special that its going to cost you an arm and a leg.

Thats a pretty high price to pay, said Adam. What can I get for a rib?

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