Buy one get one free –
This is just seconds after the company announced that the item would cost 20 times more than it used to.Some restrictions apply. –
Unless you are a 20-year-old coal miner from Virginia, this sale will not apply to you.Limited Time Offer –
It ends just before our commerical ends.Buy two for the price of one. –
See Buy one get one freeBuy 156 get one free! –
Were just testing how far a human will go for a freebie.Leaves floors virtually clean –
Removes all dirt that is from virtual reality, but doesnt get rid of any real dirt.