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May

Advertising Jingle

One evening, a woman was working on completing a jingle to win a large cash prize from Carnation Milk. Carnation furnished the first line, I like Carnation best of all, and it was to be completed in 50 words or less.

A couple of months later, the woman was surprised when a Carnation Milk representative came to her door and told her her entry was the best, but it couldnt be published, and they were giving her a consolation award of $1,000.00.



Here is her entry:



I like Carnation best of all, No tits to pull, no shit to haul. No barns to clean, no hay to pitch, Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.

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