A young man goes to the Doctor one morning and says Doctor I got this problem.

What is your problem? replies the doctor.



Well Ill show you . . . he pulls down his pants and he has this great whacking hole in his bum . . .



How did you manage that? asks the doctor . . . Well let me explain . . . I went on holiday to Africa and this huge elephant bummed me.



Doctor says hmmmm, but elephants only have little willies.



The man replies, I know …. but he fingered me first