After You

My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlantic Office. The line wasnt clearly formed, and there was an old man with a cane nearby me.

I wasnt really sure who was next and when we got to the front of the line, the man gestured to me and said, After you.

I smiled at him and said, No, please, after you. I have all day.

The he shook his head sadly and repeated, No, sonny, you go on ahead. My doctor says I have at least six months.

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