02
Sep

Aggie Accident

There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.
How did you get that? they all asked.
I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and boom I shot a buck. Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.
How did you get that? they all asked.
I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and boom I shot an elephant. Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.
"What happened?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and boom I got hit by a train."

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