There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.

How did you get that? they all asked.

I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and boom I shot a buck. Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.

How did you get that? they all asked.

I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and boom I shot an elephant. Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.

What happened? they all asked.

I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and boom I got hit by a train.