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Apr

Aging woman

Age 8:
Looks at herself and sees Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty etc.

Age 15:
Looks at herself and sees Cinderella / Sleeping Beauty / Cheerleader or if she is PMSing: sees Fat / Pimples / UGLY (Mom, I cant go to school looking like this!)

Age 20:
Looks at herself and sees too fat / too thin, too short/ too tall, too straight / too curly – but decides shes going anyway.

Age 30:
Looks at herself and sees too fat / too thin, too short / too tall, too straight / too curly – but decides she doesnt have time to fix it so shes going anyway.

Age 40:
Looks at herself and sees too fat / too thin, too short / too tall, too straight / too curly – but says, At least, Im clean, and goes anyway.

Age 50:
Looks at herself and sees I am and goes where ever she wants to.

Age 60:
Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who cant even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70:
Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80:
Doesnt bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world.

Age 90:
Cant see and so doesnt worry about it!

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