A man went to the doctor with a really bad infection. The doctor informed him he had Aids with just about every kind of infection there is to go along with it.

The patient asked the doc what they were going to do for him. The doc answered that he was going to put him on a diet.

A diet! What kind of diet? questioned the patient.

Pizza & pancakes, answered the doc.

Pizza and pancakes! Will that help? queried the patient.

The doctor replied: I dont know, but its the only thing we know of that we can slide under the door to you.