A plane takes off from New Yorks Kennedy Airport. After it reaches a cruising altitude, Captain Sparks makes an announcement over the intercom.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 293, he says. The weather ahead looks clear, so sit back, relax and – OH MY GOD!

The intercom falls silent.

A minute later, Capt. Sparks comes back on the intercom. Im so sorry for scaring you all earlier, he says.

But while I was talking, an attendant spilled a boiling cup of coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!

Thats nothing, a passenger in coach shouted. You should see the back of mine!