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Dec
- Police escort gets you to the movies faster.
- You know that game tetherball? I played tetherball with the inventor of tetherball.
- After they sign a bill, theres lots of free pens.
- If you close your left eye, the seal on the podium reads President of the United States.
- I get intellectual property rights to my speeches.
- Dan Quayle and Gerald Ford are pretty easy to beat during Vice Presidents Week on Jeopardy.
- You dont have to be funny to get invited on the Letterman show.
- You get to eat all the french fries the president cant get to.
- You dont have to be a good speller to get the job.
- Secret Service code name Buttafuoco.