Two years free towel cleaning service
PlayStation II
Cure for Parkinsons Disease (with the stipulation that he not share it with that infidel Janet Reno)
Lifetime supply of Baba Ganoush
Solemn promise not to seat him in hell anywhere near Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.
Talk to West Bank Cable Company about carrying Spice Channel.
Four fresh cell phone batteries, if he promises not to hang up on Christiane Amanpour again.
A homeland near Ted Turners Montana ranch.
Take a few more wives and get back to him in a couple of weeks
Have a talk with that yappy mother-in-law of his about going on CNN and talking about how much better her daughter could have done.

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