09
Jan

Alligator shoes

Sam and Bessie are in their 80s and Sam always wanted an expensive pair of alligator shoes. Seeing them on sale one day, he purchases them and comes home, asking Bessie, So, do you notice anything different about me?

Bessie responds, Whats different? Its the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants,

Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out naked, just wearing the new shoes. Again he asks, So, Bessie, do you notice anything different?

Bessie again responds, Whats different, Sam? Its hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down tomorrow,

Angrily Sam yells, Do you know WHY its hanging down? Because its looking at my new shoes! THATs why its hanging down!

Bessie replies, You should have bought a new hat!

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