Microsofts ad slogan for Windows 95 was Where do you want to go today?
Here are alternative slogans for the bloated OS:
1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.
4. Microsoft gives you Windows – OS/2 give you the whole house.
5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
7. Error #152 – Windows not found:
(C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.
8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
9. Ill never forget the first time I ran Windows, but Im trying.
10. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
11. OS/2 … Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!
13. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
14. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
15. How do you want to crash today?
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Additional Jokes From "Computer"
- What do nerds do in their spare time?
- An IBM acronym
- Lunch at Hewlett Packard
- The Dr. Seuss Computer Manual
- Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
- Redneck computer term
- Back In The Good Old Days
- Microsoft Darkness
- Computer Virus List 1
- Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
- An IBM acronym
- Itty Bitty Machines
- Microsoft and ZZZZ
- Should my loved one be placed in an Assisted Computing Facility?
- Too Much Computer Time