Alternatives to Win95

Microsofts ad slogan for Windows 95 was Where do you want to go today?

Now that Windows 98 is out, Microsoft have disclosed the alternatives that were considered when Windows 95 was released :

1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.

2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.

4. Microsoft gives you Windows – OS/2 gives you the whole house.

5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

7. Error #152 – Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance.

8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.

9. Ill never forget the first time I ran Windows, but Im trying.

10. My lastest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.

11. OS/2 … Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.

12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!

13. Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.

14. Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

15. How do you want to crash today?

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