A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, Halt, who goes there?

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, General Wheeler.

Im sorry, I cant let you through. Youve got to have a sticker on the windshield.

The general said, Drive on!

The sentry said, Hold it! You really cant come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker.

The general repeated, Im telling you, son, drive on!

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, General, Im new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?