12
Oct

An Adult Pig Story

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls
a vet for help.

The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer
doesnt have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his
ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The
vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down
and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.

The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that
artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So, he
loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them
all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still
standing around, he concludes that the first try didnt take, and loads them in
the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each pig twice
for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more
try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the
woods. He spends all day with them and, upon returning home, falls listlessly
into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs.
He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

No, she says, theyre all in the truck and one of thems honking the horn.

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