20
May

An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: Whats with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!

Doctor: I dont know, but Ive never seen such ineptitude!

Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Lets have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, whats with that group ahead of us? Theyre rather slow, arent they?

George: Oh, yes, thats a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.

The group was silent for a moment.

Pastor: Thats so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.

Doctor: Good idea. And Im going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if theres anything he can do for them.

Engineer: Why cant these guys play at night?

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