An Irish bloke goes to the doctor: Dactor, its me ahrse. Id loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot.

So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. Incredible. he says, There is a $20 note lodged up here.

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the mans bottom, and then a $10 note appears.

This is amazing exclaims the Doctor What do you want me to do?

Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out man suggests the patient.

The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another etc …

Finally the last note comes out and no more appear. Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dats moch batter, how moch is dare den?

The Doctor counts the pile of cash. $1990 exactly.

Ah, datd be roit. I knew I wasnt feeling two grand