29
Aug

An italian family goes to the zoo (adult)

Once upon a time, the Fiorelli family took a trip to the zoo. Pappa, Guido, had to make a stop at the little boys room while Momma, Flore, was showing their little girl, Gina, the elephants.

Gina saya, Momma, whatsa that thing hanging adown from thata elephant?

Momma replies, Thatsa his trunka.

Gina says, No, Momma, whatsa that other thing?

Oh, Momma answers, thatsa his tail.

NO, MOMMA, NO, cries Gina, whatsa that OTHER thing?

After a few embarrassed seconds, Momma says, Oh, dearie, thatsa nothing.

Guido comes back and its Mommas turn to use the little girls room. While theyre waiting, Gina asks, Pappa, whatsa that thing hanging down from thata elephant?

Thatsa hees trunka. replies Pappa.

No, Pappa, says Gina, whatsa thata other thing?

Oh, thatsa hees tail. answeres Pappa.

NOOOOOOOO, PAPPA! THAT thing righta THERE on THATA ELEPHANT! cries Gina, gesturing and pointing wildly.

Oh, says Pappa, thatsa hees penis.

Gina looks a little puzzled, turns to Pappa and says, Momma says thatsa nothing.

Guido grabs himself (in the traditional Italian gesture) and says, Thatsa because Mommasa SPOILED!

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