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Sep

Anagrams

An anagram is, if you dont know, a word or phrase made by transposing or
rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are
exceptionally clever!

Dormitory = Dirty room

Evangelist = Evils agent

Desperation = A rope ends it

The Morse Code = Here come dots

Slot machines = Cash lost in em

Animosity = is no amity

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Snooze alarms = Alas! No more Zs

Alec Guinness = Genuine class

Semolina = is no meal

The Public Art Galleries = Large picture halls, I bet

A decimal point = Im a dot in place

The earthquakes = That queer shake

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Contradiction = Accord not in it

Princess Diana = Ascend in Paris

This ones truly amazing:

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to
suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

And the anagram:

In one of the Bards best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet,
queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

And for the grande finale:

Thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

The anagram:

Thin man ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon. On to Mars!

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