John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Would you like a new Mink Coat? he asks.

Not really, says Mary.



Well how about a new Mercedes sports car? says John.



No, she responds.



What about a new vacation home in the country? he suggests.



She again rejects his offer with a No thanks.



Well what would you like for your anniversary? John asks.



John, Id like a divorce, answers Mary.



Sorry, I wasnt planning to spend that much, says John.