A woman wearing a real tight dress, and carrying a bunch of
packages tries to get on a bus. She cant get up the step so she
reaches behind and drops the zipper on her skirt a little, tries
again and still cant make it, so she drops her skirt zipper a bit
more, still no luck, she reaches back drops her skirt zipper a
bunch and the guy behind her gooses her, picks her up, carries
her on the bus, pays both fares, sets her down and kisses her
left breast. The woman slaps him, and the guy says, Honey after
you pulled my zipper down the third time, I figured we were
friends.