13
Feb

Apartment For Rent

A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her
for $500.00.

When he was ready to leave, he told her that he did not have any cash
with him but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it
to her, calling it RENT FOR APARTMENT.

On the way to the office he decided that the whole event was not worth
the price he agreed to pay, so he had his secretary send a note with a
check for $250.00 and enclosed the following note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the
apartment I was under the impression that:

It had never been occupied.
That there was plenty of heat.
That is was small.

Last night I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasnt any heat and it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for
$250.00 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain
unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how turn it on and if you dont have enough furniture to fill it, dont
blame me.

Very truly yours,

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