Apartment gossip

I heard this on the radio this morning. (Paraphrased by myself.)

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up.
When his wife sees him she asks, What happened to you?

I got into a fight with the apartment manager.

Whatever for?

He said he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!

Hmmm. I bet its that snooty Mrs. Green on the third floor.

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