27
Aug

Are we happy?

Guy: Sir? Are we happy?

Other guy: Oh, God! I hate that question!

Guy: But we must be, righ? Compared to people in Turkish prisons … or Madonna fans or …

Other guy: Thats the problem, kid … happiness is all relative!

Guy: Oh. Okay then, do we feel good?

Other guy: You mean right now?

Guy: Gee … I dunno.

Other guy: Lets see … we just got a big zit on our nose … but that asteroid did miss earth. New episode of Star Trek tonight … but theyre rioting again in Antarctica …

Guy: Ill ask again later.

Other guy: Nice day, bad breath, good hair, slow death, cold beer, tight shorts, Giants win, Planters warts …

Political humor via *The Santa Cruz Comic News*

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