Are you normal?

– Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

– 21% of us dont make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.

– Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

– 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

– 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.

– 91% lie regularly, so you can just throw away statistics like these based on their answers *grin*

– 27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.

– 29% admit theyve intentionally stolen something from a store.

– 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

– 90% believe in divine retribution (but apparently not for lying)

– 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.

– 82% believe in an afterlife.

– 45% believe in ghosts.

– 13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.

– 29% are virgins when they marry.

– 58.4% have called into work sick when we werent.

– 10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.

– Over 50% believe in spanking – but only a child over 2 years old.

– 35% give to charity at least once a month.

– How far would you go for $10 million? 25% would abandon their friends, family, and church. 7% would murder.

– 69% eat the cake before the frosting.

– When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.

– Snickers is the most popular candy.

– 22% of us skip lunch daily.

– 9% of us skip breakfast daily.

– 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

– Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.

– 45% use mouthwash every day.

– 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.

– The typical shower is 101 degrees F.

– Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.

– 9% of women and 8% of men have had cosmetic surgery.

– 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.

– 58% of women paint their nails regularly.

– 33% of women lie about their weight.

– 10% claim to have seen a ghost.

– 57% have had deja vu.

– 49% believe in ESP.

– 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.

– 44% have broken a bone.

– 14% have attended a self-help meeting.

– 15% regularly go to a shrink.

– 78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.

– 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after theyve used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up. Whats up?

– 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.

– 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.

– 28.1% pee in the pool. Think about that next time you go swimming!

– 39% of us peek in our hosts bathroom cabinet. 17% have been caught by the host… whoops, uh.. just looking for the uh…

– 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip it (his pants).

– 71.6% of us eavesdrop.

– 22% are functionally illiterate. [Reminds me of the lady who said, My son aint illiterate. We was married two weeks before he was born!]

– Less than 10% are trilingual.

– 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.

– 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.

– 56% of women do the bills in a marriage.

– 2 out of 3 of us wouldnt give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks. Now, make it TWO million and half the night… : )

– 20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.

– 40% of us have had music lessons.

– 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.

– 53% read their horoscopes regularly.

– 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary, mostly men, (and they say statistics dont lie. See 91% Americans lie regularly for details. Yeah, we know the rest of you men just

have wives who TELL you the anniversary is coming up!)

– 59% of us say were average-looking.

– Blacks are more than twice as likely to call themselves beautiful.

– 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.

– 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.

– 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.

– 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.

– On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.

– 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.

– 2 out of 5 have married their first love.

– The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.

– Only 4% asked the parents approval for their brides hand.

– 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.

– 6% propose over the phone, [but that includes only of those who were accepted over the phone, not those who were hung up on]

– 71% can drive a stick-shift car.

– 45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. [Must be the over 55 crowd : ) ]

– 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.

– 1/3 of us dont wear seat belts.

– 12% of men never use their car blinkers.

– 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.

– 25% drive after theyve been drinking.

– 4 out of 5 sing in the car.

– 1 in 3 have had an extramarital affair.

– 62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs

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