A man sits down at a diner counter and, when the waitress arrives, orders a bowl of chili. The waitress brings the chili but, the man notices, her thumb is in the chili. Uh, maam, asks the customer, may I ask what your thumb is doing in my bowl of chili? Well, answers the waitress, I went to the doctor today, and he said I have arthritis in my thumb…..and to keep it in something warm every chance I got. Outraged, the customer retorts, Well, then….why dont you shove it up your fuckin ass?? The waitress smiles, and says, I DO when Im back in the kitchen.