After several years of marriage, Debbies husband, Mike, died
suddenly. According to his wishes, Debbie had his body cremated and
placed the remains in a small urn.

Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a full-length mink
coat and an eight-carat diamond ring. She went into the living room,
removed the urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mikes ashes into
a small dish on the coffee table.

Mike, my beloved Mike, she began, I wish to talk to you. Mike,
do you remember, for several years you promised me a mink coat? Well,
here it is, Mike. Do you like it?

And, Mike, she continued, do you remember, for several years
you promised me a diamond ring? Yes? You remember? Here it is, Mike.
Do you like it?

Well, Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mikes ashes into the air,
theres that blow job I was promising you.