At a San Francisco art exhibition, a young woman was staring at a painting of
three completely naked black men sitting on a park bench.

What was so unusual about the painting was that the men on the ends of the bench
had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis.

While the woman was scratching her head trying to understand the inner meaning
of the painting, the artist sauntered by and noticed her state of confusion…

Can I help you with this painting? he asked.

Well, yes, said the woman, I was curious about this picture of the black men
on the bench. Why is it that the man in the middle has a pink penis?

Oh, smiled the artist, Im afraid youve completely misinterpreted the
meaning of the painting… The three men are not Africans, theyre English coal
miners – and the fellow in the middle went home for lunch!