Aussie And All Black

An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?

The big guy replies, Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Im 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks.

The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and hes an ex-All Black lock.

Next to him is a bloke whos 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and hes a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?

The first bloke says, Nah, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.

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