16
Jun

Australian Love Poem

OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING

YOURE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD

AND WHEN I SAY YOURE GORGEOUS

I MEAN EVERY SINGLE WORD



SO YA BUM IS ON THE BIG SIDE

I DONT MIND A BIT OF FLAB

IT MEANS THAT WHEN IM READY

THERES SOMETHIN THERE TO GRAB



SO YOUR BELLY ISNT FLAT NO MORE

I TELL YA, I DONT CARE

SO LONG AS WHEN I CUDDLE YA

I CAN GET MY ARMS AROUND THERE



IM TELLIN YA THE TRUTH NOW

I NEVER TELL YA LIES

I THINK ITS VERY SEXY

THAT YOUV GOT DIMPLES ON YA THIGHS



I SWEAR ON ME NANNAS GRAVE NOW

THE MOMENT THAT WE MET

I THOUGHT U WAS AS GOOD AS

I WAS EVER GONNA GET



NO MATTER WOT U LOOK LIKE

ILL ALWAYS LOVE YA DEAR

NOW SHUT UP WHILE THE FOOTYS ON

AND GET ME ANOTHER BEER!…..8 )

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