A woman walks into a veterinarians waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there.

Sit, Fluffy! she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customers lap, getting water all over him.

I said sit, now theres a good Fluffy, says the woman, slightly embarrassed.

Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, – Darn it, Fluffy, will you be good?!

Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:

Please pardon me… I just washed my hare, and cant do a damn thing with it!